Not me Monday- Chattanooga

This weekend I did NOT go up to Chattanooga, TN for a work related Conference.

My friends (co-workers) Tiffini and Stephanie did NOT go up with my boss and I.

The Little Gym conference was related to improving our gym and all others in the southeast. The Conference was also linked with the book 'Little Gold Book of Yes! Attitude' by Jeffrey Gitomer which is a GREAT book and since reading it I have NOT come out of my funk and I do NOT have a bright future.

We were NOT in a room for hours, and hours, and hours... but we managed to have a good time.

Tiffini, Stephanie, and I did NOT hit the town to adventure into the Night-Life Scene in Downtown Chattanooga.

(left to right: Tiffini making a strange face, myself, Stephanie)

We were already staying downtown so we decided to walk... and of course we did NOT all wear heels. UGH! What pain! lol

We did NOT got to a local pub and get a drink or 2. DONT JUDGE ME!!!! =)

We were not approached to see if we would play darts with 3 other guys from GA.

I would NEVER say "SURE" and I did NOT have fun.

It was nice because my partner was also married so we did NOT have a lot to talk about and It was comfortable... like long time friends.

(My partner Andrew and I when we were winning... were both married so don't get any ideas!)

(left to right: Andy- Tiffinis dart partner, Matt- Stephanies dart partner)

Matt did NOT give us girls names...


Stephanie was NOT Preparation H.... hahaha... this was NOT hilarious.
Tiffini was NOT Juanita Bonita Ramirez
I did NOT turn into tugboat?!?

We did not decide to walk to a club to dance... which was NOT a short walk but we did NOT walk in the wrong direction... it did NOT hurt my feet.

Dancing did not result in this...


and my feet did NOT get blisters on them and today at work I did NOT have to put band-aids all over both feet but still barely walking.

Tiffini did not wake up with a huge bruise on her leg... and she did NOT ask me "do you remember anything happening to my leg?" umm... "NO!" hahaha


(Maybe this is how Tiffini got her bruise... hmm...?!?!)

We did NOT get back to our hotel at 3am where Tiffini and Stephanie did NOT "love" a statue!

I did NOT wake up at 7 and spend the rest of the day in the conference room.

I told Simon about our adventure and he did NOT laugh and think we are crazy.

He was NOT excited that we made some friends and I am NOT lucky to have an understanding Husband who loves me for who I am and whom doesn't get jealous.

At the end of the day he knows that he is the ONLY one I love and that I am coming home to HIS bed.

I know that NOT many people have a strong relationship like Simon and I and they like to judge us. But this works for us and we are happy and trust each other. We can still live our life and be the same as we were when we first met.

Thank you for a Wonderful Weekend Chattanooga!!!