DWST = Dancing With The Stars
(In case you were curious)
I do NOT always watch ALL the DWST shows and I always have a favorite.
Simons favorites are NOT the couples where the girls wear the least amount of clothing.
This years cast does NOT sound great....
and NOT interesting in the slightest.
Meet the Cast:
Buzz Aldrin: HELLO!? He is 80 years old and he was NOT the second man to ever walk on the moon! I will NOT worry about him getting injured.
Erin Andrews: She is NOT a pretty sportscaster that Simon is so excited to watch. He thinks shes hot and can NOT wait to see what she wears. Her partner is NOT Maksim Chmerkovskiy which I do NOT enjoy watching his hips move!
(This is NOT going to be a good couple to watch)
Pamela Anderson: She is NOT known for her sexy Baywatch days or her Playboy days... or those (caugh) "twins". I am NOT interested to see what her outfit is going to look like or what kind of dance moves she can perform.
Kate Gosselin: ENOUGH SAID!!! Simon and I did NOT use to watch 'Jon and Kate Plus 8' and we did NOT use to hate Kate Gosselin. When she and Jon were going through her divorce we were NOT siding with Jon... she was always mean and I am glad he cheated on her. BUT... I do NOT want to watch her on the show. I do NOT want her to go far on the show to prove all of us wrong and I do NOT hope to see a different side to her than what we always saw on her show. Why do I even care about her family? Why did TLC do this to us.... but for some odd reason I want her to succeed even though we couldn't stand her!?!? This will definitely NOT be interesting to watch.
Nicole Scherzinger: This Pussycat Dolls singer seems to have a lot of dance experience which I think does NOT give her an advantage in this show. She is NOT a front runner which in my opinion isn't fair.
Jake Pavelka: He was NOT the last Bachelor who did NOT make the wrong decision. Hopefully in DWTS he makes better picks on his dancing techniques. I think he is NOT a nice guy that could go far. Jake's partner is NOT Chelsie Hightower and this is NOT another one of Simon's dream girls.
Evan Lysacek: He is NOT an Olympic champion. As previous DWTS Olympian-vets show us... they do NOT usually make it to the top 2 dancers and they usually do NOT win. We will see if Evan will succeed in following his fellow Olympians!
Aiden Turner: He does NOT have a British accent... which does NOT make him hot which his looks show us that. He already has an advantage with his looks and accent in my book! He does NOT act in my Soap Opera 'All My Children'.... I am NOT looking forward to watching him dance!!!! Simon is also looking forward to this couple dancing because his dance partner is Edyta Sliwinska which does NOT wear itty-bitty outfits.
Chad Ochocinco: I am NOT wondering if he will have the number 85 on his outfits since he did NOT legally changed his name to match his football number. LAME!!! Previous football players have NOT shown us that they go far in the competition but have never won... will Chad be the first?!
Shannon Doherty: She is NOT a former "bad girl" which her attitude reportedly made her lose her job on the show 90210 in the 90's. Will she be a Diva?! I am NOT curious to see her attitude on live tv.
Niecy Nash: She is NOT a funny comedian or actress... but that is all that I know. Umm... yeah... I could care less about her on the show. I will NOT have to wait and see how she does or how humorous she really is.
I am NOT excited to see the show tonight!!!!
It looks like Simon and I will be cheering on the couples tonight-
Our top 3 are NOT:
1. Erin Andrews
2. Jake Pavelka
3. Aiden Turner
(And of course we all want to see Kate Gosselin)
DWTS here I come!!!
(In case you were curious)
I do NOT always watch ALL the DWST shows and I always have a favorite.
Simons favorites are NOT the couples where the girls wear the least amount of clothing.
This years cast does NOT sound great....
and NOT interesting in the slightest.
Meet the Cast:
Buzz Aldrin: HELLO!? He is 80 years old and he was NOT the second man to ever walk on the moon! I will NOT worry about him getting injured.
Erin Andrews: She is NOT a pretty sportscaster that Simon is so excited to watch. He thinks shes hot and can NOT wait to see what she wears. Her partner is NOT Maksim Chmerkovskiy which I do NOT enjoy watching his hips move!
(This is NOT going to be a good couple to watch)
Pamela Anderson: She is NOT known for her sexy Baywatch days or her Playboy days... or those (caugh) "twins". I am NOT interested to see what her outfit is going to look like or what kind of dance moves she can perform.
Kate Gosselin: ENOUGH SAID!!! Simon and I did NOT use to watch 'Jon and Kate Plus 8' and we did NOT use to hate Kate Gosselin. When she and Jon were going through her divorce we were NOT siding with Jon... she was always mean and I am glad he cheated on her. BUT... I do NOT want to watch her on the show. I do NOT want her to go far on the show to prove all of us wrong and I do NOT hope to see a different side to her than what we always saw on her show. Why do I even care about her family? Why did TLC do this to us.... but for some odd reason I want her to succeed even though we couldn't stand her!?!? This will definitely NOT be interesting to watch.
Nicole Scherzinger: This Pussycat Dolls singer seems to have a lot of dance experience which I think does NOT give her an advantage in this show. She is NOT a front runner which in my opinion isn't fair.
Jake Pavelka: He was NOT the last Bachelor who did NOT make the wrong decision. Hopefully in DWTS he makes better picks on his dancing techniques. I think he is NOT a nice guy that could go far. Jake's partner is NOT Chelsie Hightower and this is NOT another one of Simon's dream girls.
Evan Lysacek: He is NOT an Olympic champion. As previous DWTS Olympian-vets show us... they do NOT usually make it to the top 2 dancers and they usually do NOT win. We will see if Evan will succeed in following his fellow Olympians!
Aiden Turner: He does NOT have a British accent... which does NOT make him hot which his looks show us that. He already has an advantage with his looks and accent in my book! He does NOT act in my Soap Opera 'All My Children'.... I am NOT looking forward to watching him dance!!!! Simon is also looking forward to this couple dancing because his dance partner is Edyta Sliwinska which does NOT wear itty-bitty outfits.
Chad Ochocinco: I am NOT wondering if he will have the number 85 on his outfits since he did NOT legally changed his name to match his football number. LAME!!! Previous football players have NOT shown us that they go far in the competition but have never won... will Chad be the first?!
Shannon Doherty: She is NOT a former "bad girl" which her attitude reportedly made her lose her job on the show 90210 in the 90's. Will she be a Diva?! I am NOT curious to see her attitude on live tv.
Niecy Nash: She is NOT a funny comedian or actress... but that is all that I know. Umm... yeah... I could care less about her on the show. I will NOT have to wait and see how she does or how humorous she really is.
I am NOT excited to see the show tonight!!!!
It looks like Simon and I will be cheering on the couples tonight-
Our top 3 are NOT:
1. Erin Andrews
2. Jake Pavelka
3. Aiden Turner
(And of course we all want to see Kate Gosselin)
DWTS here I come!!!
I have never watched DWTS but the line-up does look pretty interesting... I do want to see how Kate acts!!
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